Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
This. Is. Beautiful.
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was